All I wanna do

Is see you turn into

A giant woman

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

When you’re so goddamn tired that when you try to take a sip of an energy drink and you spill the majority of it into your lap

raideo:

wheeeeeeeeeeew:

This is the best thing on the internet.

I HAVE ONLY EVER SEEN THE SFM VERSION OF THIS WITH SPY FLJ:HDS IM DYING